Lift And Carry Clips Skiing Season Training?

Skiing season training? - lift and carry clips

The ski season is just around the corner! Therefore, to prepare the following list of exercises:

16. Visit your local butcher and pay $ 30 to sit in the cold for half an hour. Then you cut to keep two $ 50 bills to warm.

15. Enjoy your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.

14. Attach a small rubber band around the upper half of the long head before going to bed every night.

13. If you start to wear glasses to bear, with glue on the colored lenses.

12. Take a hundred-dollar bill now.

11. Find the nearest ice rink and walk on the ice 20 times in your ski boots with two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Imagine that you are in search of his car. Remove objects only sporadically.

10. Place a small block building, but in accordance with crushed ice, then tighten a C-clamp around your toes.

9. Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw away.

8. Insurance ankle, a bed post and ask a friend to you at high speed.

7. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $ 8.50 for a hamburger. Make sure that you are in the longest line.

6. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to the ticket lacerate your face.

5. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as in a snowstorm and you're following an 18-wheeler.

4. Fill blender with ice, click on momentum and leaving the furnaces spraying your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip into your clothes.

3. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then remove them, because you must go to the toilet.

2. Slam your thumb in the door. Do not go see a doctor.

1. Repeat the above every Saturday and Sunday until it was time for the real thing!